Hi I'm Jaida and i kind of suck

whorville:

Cannibals may seem nice but they’re just trying to butter you up

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zepsternerd:

Mateus Verdelho

zepsternerd:

Mateus Verdelho

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tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

i hate this

824706:

tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

i hate this

Tagged: its like catbug but a dog dogbug

sylvester-calzone:

finally told my parents they’re gay

sniffing:

this could be us but you playin

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Anonymous said: One of my guys friends n I were drunk n horny do we decided to get it on. He started fingering me n he didn't stop for like thirty minutes n I asked if something was up n he was like "I have whiskey dick so bad I can't get it up" then he started crying, like gross sobbing. We were really drunk. We don't talk now.

caseyanthonyofficial:

Brutal

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Tagged: I AM LAUGHING SO HARD I DONT KNOW WHY

michelleyay:

Dave Franco taking his profile picture for Tinder (x)

bby

Tagged: Isabel

'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right

Tagged: that jays a pretty color

tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

xydexx:

And they lived happily ever after.

xydexx:

And they lived happily ever after.

johndarnielle:

saladinahmed:

So apparently, this is a thing: Greenscreen-clad workers who secretly flip models’ hair during shampoo commercials. (via @makingofs on twitter)

if they would leave the mummy in the commercial I would be 200% more likely to purchase the product

johndarnielle:

saladinahmed:

So apparently, this is a thing: Greenscreen-clad workers who secretly flip models’ hair during shampoo commercials. (via @makingofs on twitter)

if they would leave the mummy in the commercial I would be 200% more likely to purchase the product


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