Cannibals may seem nice but they’re just trying to butter you up
Anonymous said: One of my guys friends n I were drunk n horny do we decided to get it on. He started fingering me n he didn't stop for like thirty minutes n I asked if something was up n he was like "I have whiskey dick so bad I can't get it up" then he started crying, like gross sobbing. We were really drunk. We don't talk now.
'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right
So apparently, this is a thing: Greenscreen-clad workers who secretly flip models’ hair during shampoo commercials. (via @makingofs on twitter)
if they would leave the mummy in the commercial I would be 200% more likely to purchase the product