Hi I'm Jaida and i kind of suck

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Tagged: A NEW FAN FAVORITE

Tagged: my height is mary poppins practically perfect in every way

whorville:

Cannibals may seem nice but they’re just trying to butter you up

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Mateus Verdelho

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Mateus Verdelho

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tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

i hate this

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tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

i hate this

Tagged: its like catbug but a dog dogbug

sylvester-calzone:

finally told my parents they’re gay

sniffing:

this could be us but you playin

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Anonymous said: One of my guys friends n I were drunk n horny do we decided to get it on. He started fingering me n he didn't stop for like thirty minutes n I asked if something was up n he was like "I have whiskey dick so bad I can't get it up" then he started crying, like gross sobbing. We were really drunk. We don't talk now.

caseyanthonyofficial:

Brutal

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Tagged: I AM LAUGHING SO HARD I DONT KNOW WHY

michelleyay:

Dave Franco taking his profile picture for Tinder (x)

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Tagged: Isabel

'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right

Tagged: that jays a pretty color

tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature